Mulaney

John Mulaney

John

Elliott Gould

Oscar

Zack Pearlman

Andre

Nasim Pedrad

Jane

Seaton Smith

Motif

Martin Short

Lou

Julie Klausner

Donna

Fortune Feimster

Mary Jo

Carole Goldman

Mrs. Tuchman

Tessa Goss

News Anchor

Karey Dornetto

Brenda

Kayla Maisonet

Teen Girl

Dean Cain

Dean Cain

Keisuke Hoashi

Dr. Cho

Leon Simmons

Ernie

David Theune

Stage Manager

Maria Thayer

Amanda

Jack Axelrod

Elderly Veteran

Ayumi Iizuka

Mother

Lyle Kanouse

Teamster

Tess Paras

Female Contestant

Laura Bailey

Narrator (voice)

Dan Levy

Dad (voice)

Lordan Napoli

Stacy (voice)