Ding Dong

Patrick Scott

Announcer

Terri Phillips

Top Model

Denise Dellavalle

First Model

Michelle Bühler

Second Model

Jenny Shimizu

Super Model

Bob Hoskins

Male Model

Michael Geary

Bob Roth

Kent Stoddard

Bob Roth (voice)

Jill Rosenthal

Vanessa Laszlo

David Rosenthal

Don Laszlo

Mary Scheer

Doris Pritt

Jennifer Campbell

Honey Kick

Shawm Brydon

Slim Cassidy

John Boskovich

Barney Kick

Andy Daley

Barney Kick (voice)

Lisa Beezley

Phyllis Daley

Marya Dosti

Monique

Debbie King

Betty Harrison

Margo Willits

First Victim

Larry Johnson

Victim's Husband

Ryan Sexton

Victim's Husband (voice)

Sandra Kinder

Randi Buxton

Kristen Stuart

White Trash Lady

Steven Frisina

Man in Window