I Hate Kids

Tom Everett Scott

Nick Pearson

Tituss Burgess

The Amazing Fabular

Julian Feder

Mason

Rachel Boston

Sydney Bartlett

Rhea Seehorn

Kelly

Andrew Bowen

Richard

Julie Ann Emery

Joanna

Maria de Lourdes Severny

Carla Intinoli

Emily De Margheriti

Daisy

Arden Myrin

Janice Bodicker

Chris Levine

Winifred 'Winny'/Freddy

Marisa Tomei

Christine Hurley

Beth Riesgraf

Schyler Cross

Ray Abruzzo

Walter

Joyce Bulifant

Betty Bartlett

Roger Perry

Phil Bartlett

Bryan Batt

Reverend McGooley

Nathan Arenas

Frankie

Michael McHale

Deejay

Lewie Bartone

Chaz

Johnny Visotcky

Jimmy

Bo Foxworth

Dad

Jeris Poindexter

Attendant

Patrice Barrie

Old Annie