Director's Cut

Missi Pyle

Herself / Mabel

Penn Jillette

Herbert Blount

Harry Hamlin

Godfrey Winters

Hayes MacArthur

Reed

Lin Shaye

Captain Wheeler

Gilbert Gottfried

Superintendent

Adam Rifkin

Adam Rifkin

Marshall Bell

Moving Company Guy

Nestor Carbonell

Perry

Teller

Rudy Nelson

Dean Cameron

Brian

Bree Olson

Sexy Nurse

Lisa Rinna

Self

Rob Steinberg

Detective Whiteside

Bridey Elliott

Wardrobe Girl

Cokey Falkow

Special Effects Guy

Sophie Dee

Hooker Crowdfunder

Caroline Gayle

Paddle Girl

Diana Terranova

Manson Girl

Gus Langley

Police Officer

Katarina Law

Police Officer

Leslie McKeller

Nurse Twiggy

Shawn C. Phillips

Birthday Boy

Destiny Soria

Self