Ted & Ralph

Paul Whitehouse

Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown

Charlie Higson

Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father

Kathy Burke

Mrs. Ted

Simon Day

Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

Paul Bigley

Short Tom

Arabella Weir

Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone

Mark Williams

Confirmed Bachelor

Louise Brill

Lulu

Eryl Maynard

Miss Paxman

Simon Roberts

Cousin Jack

Miranda Richardson

Henrietta Blough-Pendleton

Gina Bellman

Henrietta Spain

Catherine Newell

Arm Wrestling Woman

Fiona Allen

Dog Barking Woman

Helen Creegen

Line Dancing Twin

Debbie Stringer

Line Dancing Twin

Mirian Humphries

Mrs. Brown

Ollie Peel

Young Ralph

Angela Lee

Girl at Party

Donna Ewin

Girl at Party

Richard Griffiths

Landowner at Party

Richard Wilson

Landowner at Party

Saskia Wickham

Wendy Carter

Colin McFarlane

Interior Designer