Bryan Loves You

Seth Landau

Jonathan

Tony Todd

The Narrator

George Wendt

Mr. Flynn

Tiffany Shepis

Cindy

Daniel Roebuck

Professor Spine

Chuck Williams

Sheridan

Brinke Stevens

Evil Nurse

Lloyd Kaufman

Jonathan's Helper

Jeff Dylan Graham

Josh

Candy Stanton

Nicole

Tori King

Linda

Bobby Slayton

Interviewer

Tom Noga

Frenchette

Jilon VanOver

Brody

Debbie Overbey

Bryan's Nurse

Daniel Schweiger

Charlie

Jacqui Allen

Capri

Timothy Avent

Uncle Gary's patient

Brooke Bagnato

Stephanie

Justin Bagnato

Travis

Katey Cooper

Cult Member

Joel Cranson

Michael

Kayd Currier

Cult Member

Tony D'Alessio

Uncle Gary